“Wait, Em. I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies, who stood up for Joel, and who doesn’t make apologies for herself. Look, my theory is you can’t just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me, I’m a New Yorker.” — James Brennan (Adventureland)